Posted by
Tinman on Thursday, July 06, 2006 11:37:26 PM
It was a nice thought in the first months of 2001 when the President said he wanted to change the political tone in D.C., the Pork Belly of the East. Well, it appears he's done just that.
But it's obvious that the grunts and squeals emanating from the porcine likes of Schumer, Durbin, Murtha, Pelosi, et al isn't the chorus of cooperation he'd hoped to hear. And with the sideline swineherders, Bubba and the Peanut Man jumpin' into the pig mix as well, the President must be tone deaf not to react like the cowboy they say he is. 'Cause he should've roasted these squealers at first light a long time ago
Well, I for one like my coffee black, my guns loaded, and my knives sharp. And it doesn't hurt to have a mouth and tongue to compliment those manly tools. Not to mention the right boots.
We all know the Pres lives on a ranch in Crawford, so he's surely got the right boots. And for certain no self respecting cowboy like the Pres is gonna carry an empty sidearm, or butter his toast with a butter knife.
Now, I know he's a God fearin' Christian, and that's a good thing.
But, I think it's time the Pres quit casting pearls, so to speak, to these swine in D.C. and start roping those hogheads with that Texas drawl o' his and tell'em what he really thinks of 'em, a la his sidekick, the VP. How sweet it was to hear Cheney put Leahy in his place.
Com'on Mr. President change your tone, even if only just once for those of us out here who know what it's like to tell the bastards where to go.